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There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman.

Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people – and kill them.

How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on.

Pain is nothing compared to what it feels like to quit.

The best way to sound like you know what you’re talking about is to know what you’re talking about.

People gather bundles of sticks to build bridges they never cross.

Troubles are a lot like people – they grow bigger if you nurse them.