Marriage quotes

If the wife sins, the husband is not innocent.

No man was ever shot by his wife while doing the dishes.

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

A man without a wife is like a vase without flowers.

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses.

Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work.

It is a lonely washing that has no man’s shirt in it.