Be an optimist – at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Canaveral.
It’s not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She’s not marrying the best man.
An executive is someone who talks with visitors so the other employees can get their work done.
How to trap an atheist: serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook.
It is not hard to understand modern art. If it hangs on a wall it’s a painting, and if you can walk around it it’s a sculpture.
I’ve decided to discontinue my long talks. It’s because of my throat. Someone threatened to cut it.
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
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